Sharon and Tony in the bedroom lying in bed Tony reading a book and Sharon just look bored.
Sharon--"I've always been an active person but since I move in with you my life become static."
Tony--"Don't you worry I give you a Jane Fonda work out book for your birthday which is next week.Then you can get yourself busy."
Sharon--"Do I have to wait until then.You don't do anything but put your face in books all the time."
Tony--"My work needs a lot of inspiration.I am a writer remember."
Sharon--"I have been reading the biography of Guy de Maupassant.He seems to come out with flying colours in that department."
Tony--"That's why he died of Syphilis.Do you want me to die of syphilis? I am too young to die like that."
Sharon--"Don't take it the wrong way.I am not demanding you of sex but I am a full blooded woman and I have my needs."
Tony--"That does it you women are obsessed with sex.You should go out with a guy who got the brains in between the legs."
Sharon--"Well I better go and make a cocoa and try and get some sleep since I am not getting anything tonight."
Tony--"OMG!!! If you are so desperate lets do it now. Let's get over and done with."
Tony pulled Sharon over to his side of the bed and start fondling her breasts.Sharon push his hands away and roll over to the other side of the bed.
Sharon--"I don't want to be raped I just wanted to be loved."
Tony--"Its so hard to please you women.I will come back next life as a eunuch."
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